Jinja and Shoga: Life in the Land of the Rising Sun

Ok, so it obviously wasn't really Britney herself....but the shaved head did attract my attention at first, since you don't tend to see girls wandering around Japan with a GI Jane 'do, no matter how oddly they may be dressed. However, what held my attention was not the lack of hair but....yes, sir, that is indeed a pacifier that you're looking at! This girl managed to outdo Ms. Spears in terms of shock value, not an easy feat when you think about it!
I wish that the picture was a little better, but I've unfortunately (or fortunately) realized that I am not cut out for a career as a paparazzo. This was as close as I dared to get without embarrassing the poor girl or myself...or being attacked by the paci-toting Britney Spears impersonator. I figure that if you're ok with actively sucking a pacifier in public, there's probably not much else that you'd think twice about doing, and I didn't want to put that theory to the test!
...Earlier in the day, we had also seen a very tall foreigner walking full speed through the shopping area underneath the station...wearing sunglasses (in the basement, did I mention?) and loudly playing a harmonica as he went...by himself, of course. I wish I could've handcuffed him to Britney so at least they wouldn't be alone!