Suffering from HSS
What is HSS, you ask? I'll get to that, but first off, let me give all the credit for naming 'HSS' to my good friend Kato (aka #2), who brilliantly coined the phrase today. And secondly, let me tell you that I'm definitely suffering from it right now.
Symptoms of HSS include (but are not limited to):
-generalized crankiness
-much whining about not being around family and friends
-excessive intake of anything chocolate or other 'comfort' foods
-intense complaining about the height (or lack thereof) of countertops here in Japan
-feelings of lonliness to the extent that one even purports to miss the annoying family dogs
-random outbursts of tears, usually followed by the phrase 'I want to go home!'
-comparing Japanese bobtail monster cat unfavorably to sweet American cats every time she BITES ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! NIP! NIP! NIP!
-the desire to hop on a flight back 'home' asap
Our little chunker passed out by the space heater
Wasabi trying out for the contortionist position at the local circus
Singing along to Maroon 5
Chomping on Sock Monster
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